Ask Mr. Smartypants
"Ask Mr. Smartypants," the first book by nationally acclaimed humorist and columnist Lane Filler, will hit bookstores this fall. Filler's combination of familial ponderings, political philosophizing and general grousing have been entertaining local readers for years and finally, 50 of his best pieces are available in one handy package.
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Why a Web site?
So you can get in touch with me, order a book, schedule a personal appearance, reading, or book signing, or just loiter. And so I can pretend that when I'm hiding from my wife and daughter in the office I'm "working on my site."
"Honey, It's not that I wouldn't love to scrub the oil, acorns and chewing gum residue off the driveway, it's just that I'm working on my site. The fact that I'm half-naked, full of Yoo-Hoo to the point of illness and toggling between six football games on the computer does not mean I am not working on my site.
"You just don't understand technology. "
Contact me right now or order a book
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You can get in touch with me by e-mailing to lanefiller@smartypants.com or lanefiller@yahoo.com. You can't call me or have my mailing address because for all I know you're some crazed sicko who wants to kidnap me and spirit me away for the purpose of warped, demented, sticky...actually, go ahead and try me at 864-562-7218 or send mail to Lane Filler, Herald-Journal, PO Box 1657, Spartanburg, SC, 29304-1657.
I'll be waiting.
